my toes are flipping you off

I jus remembered that saying from JROTC. We were in formation one day having our inspections and one of the guys' uniform was really jacked up. So our XO, Executive Officer, started fussing at him and telling him that he was a senior and should know how to put the uniform on and make it look professional. And that guy just said, "just so you know... my toes are flipping you off!" It was really funny. Eventhough we were in formation and suppose to be standing at attention, we all just burst out laughing. Even Colonel Edwards couldn't help but laugh. So for the rest of the year that was our saying when some one pissed us off or when some one was just picking at us. So if you ever hear me say that you know why and pretty much what it means.
And another thing funny happened in JROTC was when Sergeant Major was talking about how people in China or somewhere cut off your hand for stealing. He asked us all, "i wonder what happens when you committ adultery?" and this guy said, "I guess they chop your 'wenis' off!" So needless to say we had some really good times in that class. Eventhough we all looked like pickles walking around in all that green and shiney shoes!
We even played this game called Push Ball. It's a game that is pretty much like football, but instead of a football its a huge beach ball type thing. When i say huge i mean like 5 foot high and 5 foot wide. the ball was taller than i was. And that game is extremely dangerous. I got headed butted in the stomach and was knocked out for a little while. and this one guy strained his back, so even if you played by the rules you still got hurt. But it really is fun though.